The pandemic rages on
Decent people do their best to be clean
Yet some dirty people with status have shown themselves as of recently
Kelso and Jackie felt being clean was optional with them and their kids
A certain rapper’s blonde wife only showered when she felt “icky”
An internet media mogul didn’t know what a washcloth was until his tennis player wife taught him how to use it this year
Why are people so nasty and why do people want to be like them?
Bank accounts and fame weren’t substitutes for cleanliness
The rumors spread like germs as society is far from godly and they’d be right according to that age-old adage
Maybe the commoners with sense should stick to elbow-bumps and extra hand sanitizer should they meet the stars
Even the destitute and disadvantaged at least showered once a day
It makes one wonder why America ranked #1 with this virus
The dirtiness should be severely dialed down to multiple degrees, so the doves of hygiene can soar
I love it when you talk dirty to me
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Nice pun given the content of this poem. I feel like when lockdown happened last year, I’ve been realizing just how nasty people are where things like washing their hands or using a washcloth for the first time in their adult lives is just mind-numbing.
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Haha Yeah it’s mind numbing indeed. Add it to the list of things I can’t figure out about some people these days🤷🏽
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Yeah, seriously. It gets even more insane hearing these stories about celebrities and multi-millionaires over the past year. I just don’t get it.
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